*That’s what Finky is claiming happened to him yesterday. He was taken against his will, loaded onto a alien spacecraft, probed, washed, scared to the point of wetting his ‘pants’ and then released back into his home. In reality ‘Door2Door’ pet washing came to our home, and much to my AMAZEMENT was able to give him a bath. Mind you he didn’t go willingly or without a fight. Needless to say he has spent much of today recovering and telling his side of the story. Here he is before the abduction: